We were at the pool today. We had already been there for some time when Sev, while in the water, announced to me that she "needed to poop." I told her that it would probably be a good idea to get out of the pool, dry off, and go home anyway, especially if she needed to use the restroom.
Obviously, her logic was that if she no longer needed to go to the bathroom, she could stay in the pool.
A moment passed that she was working this logic out in her head, then she announced to everyone,
"I sucked the poop back up in my butt."
(I was slightly embarrassed at this statement and wasn't going to post it. But then my darling neighbor Grace had to lay her head down in laughter and convinced me that it wasn't TOO offensive for this blog. Hope you all enjoyed.)
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