On Animal Abuse...

This morning, Blue, our giant oaf of a dog, decided he was going to be extra-extra snuggly in bed. Sometimes he'll snuggle Seven right out of her spot in bed, so she gets a little frustrated. He decided that he was going to wedge himself between the both of us and dive headfirst into this crazy roll-cuddle-spoon situation. Sev was getting annoyed. She got off the bed and started shoving him. Of course, he didn't even notice, let alone move. I told Sev "leave him, honey. He's fine where he is. Just leave him." So then she started open-hand slapping his butt. Again, he didn't even notice. I asked her what the heck she was doing.

She goes, "You said to beat him."

Sigh.

????

Usually I give a little background information on each Sevism before the punch of her awesome one-liners so the readers can understand the humor a little better. Today, I have no context to put this in.

I'm laying in bed, sick, working on my laptop. Because I'm sick, Sev is forced to lay in bed and watch cartoons. Okay, so I'm working. Sev's watching cartoons. There was is no conversation to be had leading up to this.

Sev: Mom?
Me: Yep?
Sev: Can I take all my clothes off and eat like a rabbit?
Mom: ......? Uh... yes? I think?